I'm sick, and it SUCKS...

Why? Because it's winter.

Why does that matter? Because winter is the ONLY time I EVER get sick.

Spring, Summer and Fall, you could sneeze in my face, cough in my mouth, you could even inject that damned disease into my bloodstream and I wouldn't get sick! Not even a small little symptom!

But Winter...!

I wash my hands, I use disinfectant wipes, I stay away from people with illnesses, I take Vitamin C like a saint...and guess what? I catch EVERYTHING at the SAME Frickin' Time.

Case and Point! Three winters ago, I cought a head cold, the stomach flu, the REGULAR flu, two ear infections in both ears(well, you can't actually Catch ear infections, but I have rotten luck like that), AND Strep Throat...

Two winters ago, I caught three different types of the flu, a full blown cold, a Sinus infections And I had food poisoning for two weeks straight (we still don't know what caused that!)

Last winter? A cold (followed immediatly by a head cold), the stomache flu (followed immediatly by the regular flu), strep throat (two different bouts of it; i never knew you could catch that disease so many times!), three ear infections in both ears, a sinus infection and a mild case of larengitis (or however the hell its spelled...)

This winter? so far, I've managed to catch a head cold, and a sinus infection....I just cannot WAIT for the rest of winter...

The world is a cruel, cruel place....